yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Where's my tractor?

hi

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

Jeff

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

People...

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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