These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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The jets are a good team..

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Vagina cream... end of story

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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