- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Because she has down's syndrome

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

A white person at Harvard

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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