- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A dyslexic blind man

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

sorry son your nanas been put down

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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