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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

kesha is a virgin.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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