- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

snooki

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

boobs.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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