Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

Cameron is a r e t a r d

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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