what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Your future.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Xzibit

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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