- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

my gramma died

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??