Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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like most people my age. im 27

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Women have the right to vote.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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