What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Hillary Clinton

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

It got hit by a rocket.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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