holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Anti Joke

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