- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mormons having fun.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

I have aids

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Ross.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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