- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

PEANIS!

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

Womens rights

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Amazing

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??