Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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