How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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