Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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A person from Singapore eats

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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