What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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leon harney ya pikey

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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a woman votes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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