- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

You know whats better than 24? 25

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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