Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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