- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

what happens every day? People die

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

What's funnier than 68 69

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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