What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What's the deal with brown?

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Banana Hamock.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Woman rights.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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