How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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