How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

So a seal walks into a club..

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

This is not a joke

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

Get off my porch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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