Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

THE END.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Fat people

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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