- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

out of your comfort zone

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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