What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Women's rights

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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420

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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This isn't funny.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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