say cheese

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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69 :)

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Xzibit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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