whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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GONNA

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Autism speaks but not really

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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I'm hungry.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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Anti Joke

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