- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

So a seal walks into a club..

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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