Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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2 + 2 = 4

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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The Female Orgasm

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sorry got to poo

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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