- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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