Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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