Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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a woman votes!

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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I am a women

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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