- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

What's circular and round A circle

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Justin Bieber

your skull would make a nice pen holder

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

VAGINA.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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