- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

boner

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

dyslexics of the world untie!

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??