- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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