- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

I'd like to make a withdraw

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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