- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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