- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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