- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Because she has down's syndrome

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Jaden McMichael

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

When is a door not a door? Never.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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