- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Because she has down's syndrome

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Jaden McMichael

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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