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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

what happens every day? People die

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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