Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Cancer

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Beka has AIDS

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Hahaha

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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