why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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im a dragon, no im not

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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That's what she didn't say

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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balls

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Nickelback

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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