- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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