- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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