Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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I'm hungry.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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