Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

A shark ate your mom

I agree

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

Anti Joke

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