- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

ugh good riddance

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Hello.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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