- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

YO FACE

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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