why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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Hello Braydon

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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