What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

British Dentistry

religion

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Women's rights

I'm hungry.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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