- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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