- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

So a seal walks into a club..

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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This is not a joke

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Get off my porch.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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