Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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9/11.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Paper shield.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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