Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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bees knees

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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