Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Women's rights

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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A blind man watches TV

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Anti Joke

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