- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.