how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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