What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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