Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Nickelback

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balls

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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