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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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