Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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That's what she didn't say

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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