How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

People...

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Joke

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Women's Rights

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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