Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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