- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Come on children, don't dawdle.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

roses are red, violets are violet.

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