What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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