Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Womens rights

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Amazing

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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